'Fred's Quotes'
-U wanna do somethin strange for sum change?
-Daddy's goal, to keep you off the pole.
-I give you the authority to make it rain.
-Key to sex-cess...Fred by your bed.
-I'm not calling U lazy, but I'd pay to see U get off your ass.
-Bypass the drama. Pay the baby mama.
-A leaf from the tree of life:Don't shit on your good hand.
-Love who you love. Rub who you rub. You feel me?
-The perfect relationship is me telling you what to do.
-Excuse my dic-tion. I'm a sucker over you.
-Love is all we need...BULLSHIT!
-This is from my heart and my wallet.
-I'm tired of you returning my gift.
-Don't get all misty. We just work together.
-I don't care what anybody says, I make alot of MF'ers look good.
-Some people just warm your heart like a nice fart.
-I can't wait to get in your pants.
-And people said, 'Our marriage wouldn't last.' Happy Divorice Day.
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Fred's
Newest Quotes
NEW! NEW! NEW!
-Sweet as forever sounds, treasure every minute of today.
-Accomplishing a goal, is good for your soul. Congratulations.
-I am who I am, cuz I am from U. Happy Mother's Day.
-Don't thank me yet. The check hasn't cleared. Get well soon.
-Forever's the journey. Love paves the path. You'll never be lonely. Today's memories will last. Congrats newly weds.
-A leaf from the tree of life: The keeper of the castle is never wrong. You wanna be right, get YOUR own!
-Forget the forgettable. Start over. Let the past kiss your ass. That's what friends do.
-The real suprise is you're still lying bout your age. Happy B-Day!
HEART FELT
-Last time I checked, I got the text. I love you too.
-There's no shame for a fool in love.
-There's a rose in my garden with your name on it.
-Forever's the moment in time has chosen for us.
-Having someone to worship. Having someone to hold. Having someone forever, is magic to one's soul.
-Sometimes the giver is the receiver, love's crazy that way.
INSPIRATIONAL
-Sprinkle the atmosphere with your laughter and cheer. A new day is dawning.
-The end of the road, isn't the end of the soul. God has a plan. Get well soon.
-This is for the President: I like how my money's spent. He's out there kicking ass.
-Visionaries don't have eyes. They have faith. I see you.
-In the beginning, the end seems so unreachable. But your persistence saw you through.
-I know I'm right with the world, as long as I can help somebody.
-I heard it's lonely at the top. But I don't see a crowd on the way up.
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